1 About the Lab

The Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff is a top-secretsinisterMC laboratory whose existence is highly classified so don't tell anyone about it or we'll get really cross with youFC.

The world-renownIP University of Somewhere denies all knowledge of the Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff, except on Open Days where members of the public may visit the facility and ask questions as long as they consent to a memory wipe when they leave. The memory wipe is completelyMC1 harmless and your memory of the visit will be replaced by a pleasantMC recollection of spending the day feeding the ducksgeeseFC2 and geeseMC3 in the nearby pond.


1MC: no it isn't

2FC: what geese?

3MC: they're the weird-looking ducks