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If you'd like to know more about the exciting collaboration between the Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff and the Department of Stripy Confectioners please fill in your details below and post this slip to:
Miss Ingperson |
Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff |
University of Somewhere |
Some City |
AB3 4YZ |
☐ I would like to receive quarterly newsletters.
☐ I agree to having my memory wiped.
☐ Yes, I'd really like to feed the ducks.
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Administrator Mr Big Head
Assistant Administrator Dr Bor Ing
Project Co-ordinator Mabel Canary
Senior Scientists Dickie Duck, Polly Parrot
Research Assistants Zöe Zebra, José Arara, Fred Canary
Acknowledgements
The Culinary Experimental Research team would like to thank the following:
University of Somewhere For something or other
College of Somewhere Else For providing bread crumbs
The Ministry of Top Secret Stuff For supporting the project somehow.
Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff
University of Somewhere
Department of Stripy Confectioners
College of Somewhere Else
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