The world-renownIP University of Somewhere denies all
knowledge of the Secret Lab of Experimental Stuff, except on Open
Days where members of the public may visit the facility and ask
questions as long as they consent to a memory wipe when they leave.
The memory wipe is completelyMC1
harmless and your memory of the visit will be replaced by a
pleasantMC recollection of spending the day feeding the
ducksgeeseFC2
and geeseMC3 in
the nearby pond.
2FC: what geese?
3MC: they're the weird-looking ducks